Thursday, December 13, 2012

12 Days of Facebook



Well, today marks 12 Days Before Christmas.  Usually, one of the first songs that comes to mind is "The 12 Days of Christmas."  I decided to do a bit of a parody based on my experiences on Facebook.

So I bring to you, "The 12 Days of Facebook."




The 12 Days of Facebook

On the first day of Christmas
My Facebook sent to me
A video of two females fighting

On the second day of Christmas
My Facebook sent to me
2 grotesque pictures and
A video of two females fighting

On the third day of Christmas
My Facebook sent to me
3 Hot Bods
2 Grotesque Pictures and
A video of two females fighting

On the fourth day of Christmas
My Facebook sent to me
4 Haute Fashions
3 Hot Bods
2 Grotesque Pictures and
A video of two females fighting

On the fifth day of Christmas
My Facebook sent to me
5 Thirsty Men
4 Haute Fashions
3 Hot Bods
2 Grotesque Pictures and
A video of two females fighting

One the sixth day of Christmas
My Facebook sent to me
6 Truthful Sayings
5 Thirsty Men
4 Haute Fashions
3 Hot Bods
2 Grotesque Pictures and
A video of two females fighting

On the seventh day of Christmas
My Facebook sent to me
7 Trifling Haters
6 Truthful Sayings
5 Thirsty Men
4 Haute Fashions
3 Hot Bods
2 Grotesque Pictures and
A video of two females fighting
On the eighth day of Christmas
My Facebook sent to me
8 Friend Requests
7 Trifling Haters
6 Truthful Sayings
5 Thirsty Men
4 Haute Fashions
3 Hot Bods
2 Grotesque Pictures and
A video of two females fighting

On the ninth day of Christmas
My Facebook sent to me
9 Dating Changes
8 Friend Requests
7 Trifling Haters
6 Truthful Sayings
5 Thirsty Men
4 Haute Fashions
3 Hot Bods
2 Grotesque Pictures and
A video of two females fighting

On the tenth day of Christmas
My Facebook sent to me
10 Stats of Drama
  9 Dating Changes
  8 Friend Requests
  7 Trifling Haters
  6 Truthful Sayings
  5 Thirsty Men
  4 Haute Fashions
  3 Hot Bods
  2 Grotesque Pictures and
  A video of two females fighting

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My Facebook sent to me
11 Friend Responses
10 Stats of Drama
  9 Dating Changes
  8 Friend Requests
  7 Trifling Haters
  6 Truthful Sayings
  5 Thirsty Men
  4 Haute Fashions
  3 Hot Bods
  2 Grotesque Pictures and
  A video of two females fighting

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My Facebook sent to me
12 Gaming Invites
11 Friend Responses
10 Stats of Drama
  9 Dating Changes
  8 Friend Requests
  7 Trifling Haters
  6 Truthful Sayings
  5 Thirsty Men
  4 Haute Fashions
  3 Hot Bods
  2 Grotesque Pictures and
  A video of two females fighting

©2012 :)

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