Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Erotic Truths, Day 20~Smells So Good

20. Tell a story of your most embarrassing sexual experience..

Hmm…I have had my share of these, indeed.

But the one that sticks out in my mind was around July 1999.

At the time, I had been doing the long distance dating with a guy who resided in FL. Technically, MS was still my home, but during the summer, I was in VA for an internship. During my junior year at college, he had been very diligent about visiting me every month or every other month. I figured the least I could do was to make the trip to see him in FL. I had never been there, and I wanted to know what it was like to be in his element as opposed to him always coming to mine.

He showed me a terrific time, for the most part.

Kisses, foreplay was awesome. But during the times he penetrated me, his one eyed snake wasn’t the only thing getting excited.

I heard some loud noises. At first I thought it was my vaginal area because it would make the noise sometimes if super wet or if it met up with air.

Then, the smell came…a combination of rotten egg, sour milk, and road kill. That’s the closest thing I could describe it as…and even then, that might not quite do it justice.

I kept trying to ignore the stench.

Perhaps it is the Virgo in me but it is hard for me to stay in the mood and focused if my nose is unhappy. I didn’t realize how much the smell would affect my mood. I kept trying to go past it.

But each time his penetration intensified, he let loose. It was so strange; it had never been like that when he visited me in MS; maybe it was FL food.

Whatever the case, the mood was gone for the night. For the remainder of the trip, incense, candles, and spray had to be used during our sessions.

It’s not cool to have pussy that’s so tight it makes your ass let loose.

Nuff said.


Reggie said...


I remember dating this chubster in college named Felice.....and she was far from a little woman. Once when we were getting it on and it was hot and heavy I was slamming her hard and her vagina was expelling air so quickly that it was making a loud beat box sound. She kept saying over and's talking to you daddy.

No Labels said...

giggles...that is so funny, Reggie. Always glad to have you visit.